• 2006 CX national champ
• 2006 MTB XC national champ
• 2007 MTB STXC national champ
• 3X USGP winner
• 9th Hoogerheide World Cup CX

Why I’m not an embalmer

1. I don't like working in basements
2. Dead people I find quite creepy
3. I like stuffing and mounting animals not people
4. The connection between my nose and stomach are quite sensitive and I puke easily from smells
5. Have you seen the people that work at funeral homes? CREEEEPPPYY
6. Most people that die are old and I don't like old naked people.
7. I'm not so good at applying make up on other people just myself!
8. I have this idea that people that work at funeral homes only work at night, and I like sleeping to much for that.
9. I have actually never even seen a dead person
10. I don't want to always smell like formaldehyde