• 7th at 2008 World Cyclocross Championships

Top 10 reasons why I am not an exotic dancer:

10. I have more scar tissue on my legs than skin.
9. I have a high concentration of brain cells, and I know how to use them
8. The smell of tequila makes me gag
7. Cycling tan lines get no respect in the strip club
6. I can't dance in stillettos...
5. Strobe lights make me dizzy
4. The strip club is no place for a germaphobe
3. The only prop I would feel comfortable with is a bike, and thats just not as sexy as a tiger
2. Saddle sore cream glows under black light...
1.They're not fake